Tit

Background
Tit Gogevich Smirnov is an extremely stupid ex-NHL goalie originating from Smirnoff land. He was born into the richest family in the world but was disowned quickly due to being a werewolf. He was given up to the russian hockey association and once he was old enough he joined the NHL in the USA. After the Reddit takeover in 2010, Tit watched his entire team get killed and was moved once again to London to become the goaltender for the London Geoducks. He played until 2015, in which he won the Stanley cup and experienced the Deez Nuts Ceremony. Strange and Yannytord watched this happened and the day after, Strange sneaked out to the arena to take Tit home to become the bouncer at Domstiel's gay bar

Appearance
Tit is 7ft and around 300 lbs. He is extremely muscular and hairy due to being a werewolf. He has sharp teeth, pointed ears, a large brown wolf tail, and a scar on his right eye. He has short hair that is the same color as his tail, and a light beard. He is only seen wearing his oversized London Geoducks jersey with the number 69, tight leather pants, and ice skates, no matter where he is. He is also seen squinting constantly as he is stupid and doesn't know what anything is.

Hobbies and Interests
Tit is an extremely talented goaltender, which is surprising since he doesn't have depth perception. But besides hockey, he likes to troll the media and experience new things. He doesn't have many specific hobbies because he likes to relax more than anything else now that he is free from the NHL.

Fun Facts

 * voice claim is Evgeni Malkin
 * circumcised? no
 * he has absolutely no idea what women are. He thinks they are just men with breast cancer
 * his scar on his right eye is from a goalie fight back in the NHl. He is now half blind and has no depth perception
 * his cousin is Sidney Crosby
 * tit is the oldest living werewolf in the world, due to most being killed either at birth or when their job has no use or them. Ex: NHL goalies are put down once they show signs of getting old