Napoleon

Backstory
Napoleon Bonerfart was born in London in 1830, and grew up in a farmstead outside the city never knowing he was the son of Napoleon Bonaparte. At 19 years of age Napoleon moved into London and became a sex worker. He kept this job for about a year until he gave birth to his half demon son Kayden Bonerfart, which may have been the source of his supposed immortality and other anomalous properties. Soon after he was drafted into the British army and fought in the Reddit wars. One day when charging into battle the Reddit general Oz shot his ball off, almost killing him in the process. Napoleon fought on until the final battle of the war, where he was awarded 40 pounds and sent home. Napoleon likely fought in other wars against Reddit, and at some point met and developed a crush on Joseph Stalin. His love for Stalin caused him to briefly serve in World War II, after which he headed back to London. At this time he began reading the classic 1940s book Killing Stalking. Much later around 2010 or 2011 Napoleon was placed into an old folks home by his son Kayden for 3 years without being allowed to leave. In 2014 he was finally broken out of the old folks home by Tord Windsor, and became his roommate up to present day.

Fun Facts

 * During his years of service to the British crown he was awarded up to the rank of corporal
 * Despite most British soldiers having a red uniform, Napoleon has a green one, possibly because of getting scammed out of a "real uniform"
 * Napoleon's most prized possession is his penis sword, which he used in the Reddit wars.
 * Every time Napoleon thinks a thought he perceives as homosexual, storm clouds brew and he may be struck with lighting.
 * Napoleon will commonly disappear in the blink of an eye, and appear again in comical places or scenarios which he could not have reached in that time frame by walking.
 * Napoleon is missing his right ball and has an extreme slouch, bent legs and arms, and even hypertension.
 * Napoleon has stated several times that he has the degenerative disease Alzheimer's, and has medication to at least partially treat it.
 * circumcised? no